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i am doing bullshit writing to look busy and i feel like type what ever comes to my mind (the first thing) lets skip the drama doe this time cuz i got way too SERIOUSLY into it and wrote like six pages of vent stuff slenderman find my vent papers lol someone argued on twitter that slenderman was competition to that random entity spider thing that works in dead by daylight... im just gonnan say as someone whos never played slenderman OR dead by daylight; the spider demon that can summon any entity might clear... i dunno i just got an odd feeling he just holds that power i have like a good few twitters out there under like "Ezekiel37645927" or something with a wade pfp and lowkey thats scary what was i tweeting back then that horrifies me a lil, all three of those accounts responded to Jaiden animations asking who your hungr hungry hippo main was why was i such an odd child and why did i never get to log into those accounts again that was really odd mr NAME just came near and i thought he was gonna start reading my shit i dunno hes creepy or maybe doesn't understand social cues or maybe he really was knocked on the head that hard MY FUCKING HANDS AHHH TYPING FOR THIS LONG - okay there was a teeny tiny break in between this ts shit cuz im gonna get some kinda note for something i cant use that for content or nothing but i do think it'll be nice to get random thoughts out anyways, even if 160 story time animators all have videos EXACTLY LIKE IT. its very nutso dude i gotta finish the audio editing for whats it called whatcha ma call it the embarrassing moments #22 which honestly is kind of a stolen concept already who doesn't wanna see someone floundering its like paying to watch a literal train crash - which is a real thing i watched a video on, but i guess 9/11 made it go away and literally nothing else cuz apparently people LOVED this shit people actually payed 50 cents a piece to watch a literal train crash into another one and it was filled with dummies that wasn't specified before hand so people thought they just watched a buncha randos explode and they were estatic - entertainment really was better back in the day like spongebob, ed edd & eddy, and then regulated train wrecks - end paragraph.

Guys while writing this i found a gold mine, an asmongoldmine! i found all of my pre-highschool assignments that have been following me since 2017, one of them is titled 'THE PURGE' which i thought would be a creative writing, turns out; no it was a rap song i was writing in like 5th or 6th, guess how many times 'mothafucka' and 'fuckin' they arguing in this class where I'm writing. where was I oh yeah the reports there a ton of them ranging from 4th grade when I first touched a computer since I was like 6 or 7 all the way to whatever I was writing in 8th grade which I just think is really funny i dunno why maybe It could be it's own wee little video cuz uhhhh what it ma call it they only last like a page or 2 each some of them just end abruptly too, I can't wait to re-read "THE FOOTBALL ADVENTURES" or "THE RAILROAD WITHIN" or even "BIG NATE.DOCX" that'll be lots of fun

maybe i could do some writing for the main page of the website lets see what all this hype is about (puts vaccum up to cork like the squidward photo) or i guess more like the daffy gif where he shoves the rifle up his ass idk this can't go on the website lol I used to fill Ezekielthefella.neocities.org with all sorts of secrets and lore but i think i should shorten it significantly (oh its not segnificant its Significant) anyways this is gonna be the greatest website ever you'll see theres gonna be cool little prizes mini games.. uhh and maybe some sex... well just a little sex and theres gonna be all sorts my rib cage kinda hurts while writing this lol i hope thats nothing bad I've also been a wee gassy recently maybe i have like a hemeroid or something that should definetly not make it's way to the main page of my broken little stoopid website (the thing tried to correct "stoopid" to 'stopped' heh, stoopid lil thing) why are some autocorrect systems just dead wrong at times, not with the red underline but just auto correct its lowkey a little gay, beatboxing puppy. this may be a good place to come out and say it on the website maybe I'll sneak it somewhere that'll be awesome, if you read some completely out of left field then it's probably that. should've been no suprise tho, i just refrenced beatboxing puppy in writing unironically. anyways collect my pages, bye hoe

-Ezekielthefella, Designer, Developer, Dead man walking.